THAT PLACE, THOSE PEOPLE...

You know...

THAT PLACE that you go to

when the alarm goes off but your body

isn't quite awake yet.

This morning I was in that dreamy place and in

those 5 or 10 minutes I dreamed that THOSE PEOPLE

were trying to remove the letter Z from the alphabet.

Do not ask me why these kinds of things are what I

find in THAT PLACE but it was so real.

Before you go jumping to conclusions thinking

that no way could they rid the alphabet of the letter Z,

that the English language could not exist without the

letter Z lets not forget that THOSE PEOPLE

removed Pluto as a planet and change the history

of Science books forever.

THOSE PEOPLE also removed the color indigo

from the rainbow. ROYGBIV is

is now just ROYGBV

So in case you should hear of this being a real thing

to happen, removing the letter Z please, lets start

a boycott right away. What will we call the zoo or a zebra?

Not to mention what will it do to the ABC song.

Y does not rhyme with

"Now I know my ABC's, tell me what you think of me?"