the stories a 5 year old can tell...

I am in the middle of hearing and vision screenings

at my school. Although it can be tedious and mundane,

when testing the little ones, you just never know what

you are going to hear.

It also gives me one on one time with each of the students

so it actually is one of my favorite things to do.

In conversation with a 5 year old:

Red is my part, blue is his

GUESS WHAT NURSE LILLY

WHAT, MY LOVE?

MY MOMMY IS ABOUT TO POP OUT A BABY

OH REALLY? IS IT A GIRL BABY OR A BOY BABY

IT'S A GIRL BABY

WOW, THAT'S EXCITING, DOES YOUR SISTER HAVE A NAME YET?

WELL, MY MOMMA WANT TO CALL IT ZERO

BUT THAT IS OUR DOGS NAME

BUT I AM GOING TO CALL IT ZERO,

I DON'T THINK I AM GOING TO LIKE IT TOO MUCH

If this is not funny enough,

as he talks about his mommy popping out a baby

he takes both hands and pinches his belly as

though he is popping a big zit.

The other part that makes it funny is that as far as

his teacher knows, his mother is not pregnant.

Oh what a funny day that was!