Jesi says she must have a blog dedicated to her and Paprika.
We are taking Paprika out.
Now before I go on with this post I must give some
background information about Jesi's personality
so no one takes offense to what I post.
She is a funny girl who hates to show fear or cry.
When she is worried about something she is
calm and cool but will almost always crack
very dry jokes about the situation.
So this is where the pro and con list of cancer
comes into play. No one please take offense to this.
Our family has had our share of cancer and cancer fears
and we are all known for our dry sense of humor, so here goes:
JESI CAME TO SCHOOL ON FRIDAY TO LET ME FEEL UP
HER LEFT BOOB. THERE I FELT A HARD LUMP THE SIZE OF
A MARBLE I SENT HER RIGHT TO THE DOCTOR
AND AN ULTRASOUND WAS ORDERED FOR YESTERDAY.
SO FROM FRIDAY TO TUESDAY WE BOTH HAD
SOME TIME TO THINK OF WHAT THIS MAY MEAN.
THE LUMP WAS BIG ENOUGH THAT JESI FELT
IT NEEDED A NAME, PAPRIKA IS ITS GIVEN NAME.
THANKFULLY YESTERDAY THE RADIOLOGIST AT
THIBODAUX REGIONAL RELIEVED OUR MINDS
THAT THIS SEEMS TO BE A FIBROADENOMA
WHICH ARE MORE OFTEN BENIGN AND ONLY A TWO
PERCENT CHANCE OF BEING CANCER.
HOWEVER, BECAUSE OF THE SIZE OF PAPRIKA,
IT HAS TO COME OUT. WE WILL SEE THE SURGEON
ON THURSDAY IN HOPES OF SCHEDULING THE SURGERY
DURING THE MARDI GRAS HOLIDAY.
NOW FOR THE FUNNY PART:
JESI HAS BEEN TEASING OF THIS ALL WEEKEND TO
NO HUMOR TO HER SISTER-IN-LAW WHO DIDN'T
THINK THE TALK OF CANCER WAS FUNNY.
JESI MADE A PRO AND CON LIST OF IF PAPRIKIA WAS CANCER:
Pros:
1) She will get to meet Lady GAGA in person.
2) She will not have to let her bad hair color disaster grow out
because chemotherapy will have it just all fall out.
3) She will get a build-a-bear from Kd
Cons:
1) She is too old to "MAKE A WISH" for a free vacation.
There are more on the list but these are the only ones I can remember
I am sure she will come on here as anonymous and list others.
But frankly, I slept better last night than I have in three nights
and once again I am thankful for a good God who
has protected my baby girl from a bad situation.
(oh and can I just comment on what a beautiful little girl
Jesi was like in this picture, but don't let those
cute dimples fool you, a handful she was!)
I want to know if its an aggie, alley or shooter when it comes out ... it might be a keepsie ....
ReplyDeleteALL KIDDING ASIDE, I JUST KNOW THAT THIS WILL ALL BE OK. AFTER ALL IT'S NO USE GOING THRU KEMO AND RADIATION IF YOU CAN'T HAVE A FREE TRIP TO DISNEY OR MEET LADY GAGA! SUCK IT UP JES, YOU ARE JUST TO OLD FOR "MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION", SO YOU ARE GOING TO BE OK.
ReplyDeleteJUST IN CASE, GOD WATCH OVER MY BEAUTIFUL NIECE AND LET THIS PAPRIKA BE JUST THAT!!
L U JES
Hey Jess I. know that this is just a little lump Oh wait all you have on your chest is a little lump wait you have two little lumps.Jess it is what is on the inside of you that counts not on the outside.GOD saved me throught two cancers He is an asuma dude let me know what happens Love Taunt MONe Gee I hope you get this You kn0w I am just learning all this crap Now let me see how I get this to you Oh yea here goes
ReplyDeleteHey Little sister do you get the idea that GOD is testing us? so far we have passed the test and this is no diffrent. We will pass again.As you know cancer is not a death sentence. We kmow that don't we Lil? Love your Big sister Mone BLESSED mOTHER TAKE CARE OF YOUR LITTLE GIRL JESS
ReplyDeleteOh and Jesi told me to add the most important pro that I forgot:
ReplyDeleteShe would have a prescription for those marinol pills, you know the ones that are considered medical marijuana...
I want you guys all to know that really I believe this thing is not cancer,
ReplyDeletethree doctors now have told us they believe it is benign it is just the size it is that makes it important to remove, coming out!!!!
Also I would like to invite everyone to come out and see me after this removal takes place. Gifts are Welcome.
ReplyDeleteLove Jes
I am also greatful and Thank God for my healthy child. He will not give us more than we can handle and I believe this to be true. I don't think I could handle it. She is going through this with good spirits and I'm proud of her for that. I pray that it's NOT cancer.
ReplyDeletehahahah...Jesi I already told i would shower you with little great gifts not just ONE BIG ONE but a LOTS OF tiny ones :)))) dont forget to let me know when it is...
ReplyDelete<3 KaYlEe
HERE WE GO AGAIN WITH OUT JOKING AND PARTYING. THANKS JES AND DON'T FORGET WE GET TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN ON FEB 10 AND AGAIN WHENEVER UNCLE JAY HAS HIS SURGERY. BOY, ARE WE HAVING FUN YET? WE USUALLY DO IN TIMES LIKE THOSE.
ReplyDeleteALL KIDDING ASIDE. GOD PLEASE BLESS EVERYONE WHO IS GOING THROUGH A NOT SO GOOD TIME. REMEMBER THE PEOPLE IN OUR FAMILY WHO ARE HAVING A ROUGH TIME BUT MOST OF ALL GOD PLEASE TAKE CARE OF OUR LITTLE ANGLE ALEXA MILLER. YOU TRIED TO CALL HER HOME MANY TIMES IN HER SHORT YEARS ON THIS EARTH BUT SHE STILL HAD THINGS TO DO. BUT AL LAST SHE KNEW THAT YOU HAD OTHER THINGS FOR HER. BLESS ALEXA!
I AM A BIT LATE ON THIS BUT WITH THE ATTITUDE OF JES....NO WAY IF IT WOULD BE COULD IT HOLD HER DOWN! SHE HAS SUCH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK ON LIFE!!! YOU GO GIRL!!! WORRY GETS US NO WHERE; HOWEVER, A POSITIVE ATTITUDE GETS US WHERE WE NEED TO BE! GOD IS GOOD AND JESI SEEMS TO KNOW THIS....GREAT JOB MOM!!!!
ReplyDeleteYeah, don't let that cute little picture up there fool ya, she's still a freaking handful!!! Yes, I'm weaning off pain meds today and I'm not freaking happy about it either!!
ReplyDeleteI know everything will be turn out just "swell" with you and Paprika.
Love ya!!