TWO PET PEEVES

Yes, two things bother me this morning.

First, I AM TIRED OF ALL THIS COLD WEATHER!

Like why in the heck do we still do that

groundhog thing and set ourselves up to know

that 6 more weeks of cold weather will surround us.

Tomorrow they give possible snow,

sorry children of Louisiana, but I am over all

of this cold weather.

The only thing that would make me happy about

snowy weather at this point is if

I get that phone call from Ms. Becky

our TES secretary that tells me to stay home,

in my PJ's and scrapbook all day because

SCHOOL IS CLOSED

The prospect of that happening is the only thing

about this burst of cold that puts a smile on my face this am.

SECOND: I am so darn tired of

Senator David Vitter calling me every afternoon

as I sit to eat my supper.

Yes, at that time of the day I do answer the phone

because I always think it may be my

"HOBL" ( hunk of burning love)

calling me from Alaska to tell me how much he loves me.

(hahahaha)

Yet every afternoon I hear David Vitter trying to tell

me something I don't want to know.

Of course, it is a taped recording.

I wish he would leave a number where I could call

him back after I eat. Or have the

courage to call himself.

Then I'd have lots to talk to him about.

Like, "How's your marriage going?"

" How did that affair go for you?"

" Has your wife truly forgiven you or does she still

make you pay for your fun?"

" Do you still speak to the cougar who made your

family miserable?"

Of course, I will never get to ask those questions.

However I do know that is what we all really want to know.

Do you get the sense that old auntie Lil

doesn't like cheaters very much?

THE WORLD WANTS TO KNOW DAVID VITTER

... and they talk about where our tax dollars are going...