FYI: I AM NOT PREGNANT

Well I know that my blog friends like to be entertained

so I am going to put aside the blog I had planned for today

to fill you guys in on how stupid my HOBL can be.

Okay I am laughing about it today but last night I wasn't

so nice or happy about it. Here is the story.

So, HOBL comes home yesterday and I am glad he is home.

We have a good afternoon catching up and because he

had already used my computer to pay the bills I

thought it would be safe to leave my computer in

the living room when I went to bed at 10 pm.

I was tired but HOBL was waiting for baby girl to come

home from work so he was up.

All of a sudden about 10:30 I hear my cell text going off

like crazy and the house phone ringing many times.

When HOBL answers the phone the calls are short and he

is cracked up laughing so I know it isn't an emergency.

Then it hits me, "Shit, I left my computer in the front"

I immediately knew he had posted something on my wall

pretending he was me.

I go up there to find out and he looks like a little boy

found caught with his hand in a cookie jar.

"Tell me you are not on facebook pretending you are me"

He admits he is and that he posted that I was pregnant.

When I grab the computer out of his hand not only did he

post I was pregnant but a long explanation about how

it came to be and how it may not be for him.

UGh!!!!! I was so mad!!!!

I had to delete the message and post what an ass he is

and that I had a hysterectomy

but when I tell you that there were sooooo many comments

about the whole situation and one of his cousins

even called her daddy in Mississippi to tell him we

were having a baby.

Well, he surely did entertain the facebook world....

This morning when I wake up I check my cellphone texts

and I am not kidding when I tell you I had like 10

congratulations messages on my cell phone and even

some were upset that they had to find out on facebook

that I was pregnant.....

Oh it was soooo funny to the facebook world

but I can guarantee you he will not be doing that again

anytime soon.

Baby boy had posted something on facebook during the week

about if anyone does the "Pooyet"

HOBL posted maybe once a year

but I guarantee you after last night

he is about to become the POOYET KING!

Yet, I am a good sport, I even am laughing about it

this morning.... not happy that he did it

but it was very, very funny.

I shouldn't let him know that....

Now my computer will have to come to bed with me,

sleeping with the computer under my pillow when he is home.