Okay, C this blog has been opened for you to tell your most funny
story about Mone and her new car...
say it like you did in email....
and yes, I was working yesterday if ya'll noticed I had very few emails sent
yesterday, don't know what is wrong with those kids at my
school, what do they think,
like I'm the school nurse or something?!!!!
Oh, I like this picture of Nannie and Mone!!
ReplyDeleteSo, Did y'all hear that our Mone got a new Car???? I'm so proud of her...
I think she got a 2002 Metallic Blue (she says it looks gray) LaSabre that has only 52,000 miles. Want to hear something funny???....OK...
they gave her $100.00, yes $100.00 for her other car...hahahahahaha. I said, "Mais, Mone they could have given you more than that" and then she started telling me eveything that was wrong..
all the windows are broken, the door is smashed in and won't open, the brakes don't work (aaahhh!!!)and she almost got killed when the damn thing stopped on her in the middle of the road. She literally coasted in to Golden Motors in the need of a new vehicle...I can see just how it happened..come on, y'all take this journey with me... :-)...
Here she is going down the road, minding her own business I'm sure, when all of a sudden she comes to stop and the brakes won't work...uuurrrrkkkkk!!!! Right at the last second, just as she's about to pull the emergency brake, they finally engage...whew!! She finally gets going again, minding her own business, I'm sure, when all of a sudden the freaking car, with the busted windows and broken door, just stops in the middle of the road....oh shit!!! At this point she realizes that this car is dangerous (wouldn't it suck that she survived two bouts of cancer, but she freaking gets killed in a car accident????)...With this revelation, she once again gets going down the road, minding her own business, I'm sure, with Golden Motors just in sight...aaahhh...She begins to pray, a lot, in hopes that this piece of shit is going to get her there. She finally arrives and pulls right in, I mean up, to the front door and as she hobbles in to the show room, she wonders why the salesmen are all pale with fright (the salesmens' desks are all in the front, which is all glass, and they can see her coming and are hoping that she's going to stop BEFORE she gets to the show room...don't forget about the broken brakes..She, so finessly, hobbles to the front door and announces that her car has had it and she need another one. BAM...They give her $100.00, she pays the salesman and she goes home in a new car.
Now, ain't that a fancy little story about "OUR MONE AND HER NEW CAR ADVENTURE"...
Congratulations, Mone, on your new, paid for, car!!
We love you,
Your Family
Now that is a good, good story!!!!
ReplyDeleteHERE GOES MY STORY ABOUT THE DAY MONE GOT HER NEW CAR:
ReplyDeleteSATURDAY ME AND CJ WERE LOOKING AT TV WHEN MY PHONE RINGS. AS USUALLY, I ANSWERED "HELLO". WELL, I COULD HEAR LAUGHING BUT THAT'S ABOUT ALL. FOLKS, I MEAN SOME SERIOUS LAUGHING!!! ALL OF A SUDDEN I HEAR "NANNIE" AND I IMMEDIATELY RECONIZED GUT'S VOICE. I SAID "GUY, WHAT'S GOING ON". HE SAID "CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY GAVE MOM $1OO.OO FOR HER CAR" AND BEGAN HIS LAUGHING. BETWEEN LAUGHS HE TOLD ME HE THOUGHT HE WOULD HAVE TO PAY THEM TO TAKE THE CAR. "I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO BEG FOR THEM TO TAKE IT" AND THE LAUGHING BEGINS AGAIN ONLY THIS TIME IT IS ON BOTH SIDES OF THE PHONE. TO TELL YOU THAT I LAUGHED AT GUY'S LAUGHING SO BAD THE I HAVE TO TAKE MY PORTABLE PHONE TO THE BATHROOM SO I WET MY RECLINER. I LAUGHED JUST AS HARD AT C'S COMMENT! GOOD JOB C AND MONE WE ARE ALL PROUD TO BE YOUR SIBLINGS!
THAT'S MY STORY AND I'M STICKING TO IT!
LOVE ALL,
RONNIE
Who's Gut???? Oh, you mean Guy; does that mean that Guy has a Gut??? Join the crowd Gut, I mean Guy..
ReplyDeleteLove ya,
Aunt C
YAAAAAAA!!!!! NANNIE, GO WITH YOUR METALIC BLUE (LOOKING GRAY) NEW RIDE!!!! YOU B SPORTING NOW! I HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO PRINT THIS STORY AND GIVE IT TO NANNIE, CAUSE I TALKED TO HER LAST NIGHT AND I TOLD HER ABOUT IT. WE LOLED! LOVE THE STORY AND LOVE ALL OF YOU. HAVE A GREAT DAY! I HAVE TO GET SOME WORK DONE TODAY ALSO!!!
ReplyDeleteBYE.........
ROSIE
OK, C, YOU KNOW I DON'T HAVE A SPELL CHECK!!!
ReplyDeleteOK, now maybe Guy can stop talking about the garbage truck and writing diagrams about how it hit her when she turned!
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