Wednesday, September 21, 2011
the stories a 5 year old can tell...
I am in the middle of hearing and vision screenings
at my school. Although it can be tedious and mundane,
when testing the little ones, you just never know what
you are going to hear.
It also gives me one on one time with each of the students
so it actually is one of my favorite things to do.
In conversation with a 5 year old:
Red is my part, blue is his
GUESS WHAT NURSE LILLY
WHAT, MY LOVE?
MY MOMMY IS ABOUT TO POP OUT A BABY
OH REALLY? IS IT A GIRL BABY OR A BOY BABY
IT'S A GIRL BABY
WOW, THAT'S EXCITING, DOES YOUR SISTER HAVE A NAME YET?
WELL, MY MOMMA WANT TO CALL IT ZERO
BUT THAT IS OUR DOGS NAME
BUT I AM GOING TO CALL IT ZERO,
I DON'T THINK I AM GOING TO LIKE IT TOO MUCH
If this is not funny enough,
as he talks about his mommy popping out a baby
he takes both hands and pinches his belly as
though he is popping a big zit.
The other part that makes it funny is that as far as
his teacher knows, his mother is not pregnant.
Oh what a funny day that was!